Kramer Porch Life Crawfish Edition Woven Blanket - Seinfeld 4th of July Artisan Throws
Kramer Porch Life – Crawfish Edition Woven Blanket
“It’s like a sauna in here.”
A sparkler, a lawn chair, and hallway vacation vibes — immortalized in cozy cotton. Joshy’s original watercolor of Kramer kicking back porch-style is woven directly into this artisan throw, layered over a crawfish pattern inspired by one of his most iconic cabana shirts.
Made from 100% cotton yarn on a jacquard loom, this blanket isn’t printed — it’s woven, thread by thread, with colorful fringed edges that extend the scene. Whether you hang it as a bold textile statement or keep it on the couch for cozy TV nights, it’s a piece of Seinfeld-meets-fine-art nostalgia built to last.
• 100% cotton
• Woven design — not printed
• Colorful fringe edges
• Features Joshy’s Kramer Porch Life watercolor over all-over crawfish pattern
• Available in three sizes
• Made in the USA
From hallway lounging to actual lounging, this one’s built for comfort and character.
Kramer Porch Life – Crawfish Edition Woven Blanket
“It’s like a sauna in here.”
A sparkler, a lawn chair, and hallway vacation vibes — immortalized in cozy cotton. Joshy’s original watercolor of Kramer kicking back porch-style is woven directly into this artisan throw, layered over a crawfish pattern inspired by one of his most iconic cabana shirts.
Made from 100% cotton yarn on a jacquard loom, this blanket isn’t printed — it’s woven, thread by thread, with colorful fringed edges that extend the scene. Whether you hang it as a bold textile statement or keep it on the couch for cozy TV nights, it’s a piece of Seinfeld-meets-fine-art nostalgia built to last.
• 100% cotton
• Woven design — not printed
• Colorful fringe edges
• Features Joshy’s Kramer Porch Life watercolor over all-over crawfish pattern
• Available in three sizes
• Made in the USA
From hallway lounging to actual lounging, this one’s built for comfort and character.
Kramer Porch Life – Crawfish Edition Woven Blanket
“It’s like a sauna in here.”
A sparkler, a lawn chair, and hallway vacation vibes — immortalized in cozy cotton. Joshy’s original watercolor of Kramer kicking back porch-style is woven directly into this artisan throw, layered over a crawfish pattern inspired by one of his most iconic cabana shirts.
Made from 100% cotton yarn on a jacquard loom, this blanket isn’t printed — it’s woven, thread by thread, with colorful fringed edges that extend the scene. Whether you hang it as a bold textile statement or keep it on the couch for cozy TV nights, it’s a piece of Seinfeld-meets-fine-art nostalgia built to last.
• 100% cotton
• Woven design — not printed
• Colorful fringe edges
• Features Joshy’s Kramer Porch Life watercolor over all-over crawfish pattern
• Available in three sizes
• Made in the USA
From hallway lounging to actual lounging, this one’s built for comfort and character.
