Kramer Porch Life Seinfeld 4th of July Beach Towel - Crawfish Edition
Kramer Porch Life – Crawfish Edition Beach Towel
“Here’s to feeling good all the time.”
Kramer set up a lawn chair in the hallway with a sparkler, a lobster trap, and a dream — and now that iconic moment lives on in full summer glory. Joshy’s original watercolor painting is splashed across this luxuriously soft beach towel, layered over the bold crawfish pattern from one of Kramer’s classic cabana shirts.
This heavyweight towel features a vivid polyester front for rich color and crisp detail, and a cotton loop backing for absorbent durability. It’s ideal for beach days, pool lounging, hallway porching, or any time you want to wrap yourself in chill chaos.
• One-sided print with white cotton loop back
• 52% Polyester / 48% Cotton (US)
• Available in two sizes: 30” × 60” or 36” × 72”
• Soft, durable, and delightfully weird
• Original watercolor by Joshy
• Print colors may show slight white on fiber movement due to plush thickness
Made for fans of eccentric summer style, lobster traps, and Kramerica-level energy.
Kramer Porch Life – Crawfish Edition Beach Towel
“Here’s to feeling good all the time.”
Kramer set up a lawn chair in the hallway with a sparkler, a lobster trap, and a dream — and now that iconic moment lives on in full summer glory. Joshy’s original watercolor painting is splashed across this luxuriously soft beach towel, layered over the bold crawfish pattern from one of Kramer’s classic cabana shirts.
This heavyweight towel features a vivid polyester front for rich color and crisp detail, and a cotton loop backing for absorbent durability. It’s ideal for beach days, pool lounging, hallway porching, or any time you want to wrap yourself in chill chaos.
• One-sided print with white cotton loop back
• 52% Polyester / 48% Cotton (US)
• Available in two sizes: 30” × 60” or 36” × 72”
• Soft, durable, and delightfully weird
• Original watercolor by Joshy
• Print colors may show slight white on fiber movement due to plush thickness
Made for fans of eccentric summer style, lobster traps, and Kramerica-level energy.
Kramer Porch Life – Crawfish Edition Beach Towel
“Here’s to feeling good all the time.”
Kramer set up a lawn chair in the hallway with a sparkler, a lobster trap, and a dream — and now that iconic moment lives on in full summer glory. Joshy’s original watercolor painting is splashed across this luxuriously soft beach towel, layered over the bold crawfish pattern from one of Kramer’s classic cabana shirts.
This heavyweight towel features a vivid polyester front for rich color and crisp detail, and a cotton loop backing for absorbent durability. It’s ideal for beach days, pool lounging, hallway porching, or any time you want to wrap yourself in chill chaos.
• One-sided print with white cotton loop back
• 52% Polyester / 48% Cotton (US)
• Available in two sizes: 30” × 60” or 36” × 72”
• Soft, durable, and delightfully weird
• Original watercolor by Joshy
• Print colors may show slight white on fiber movement due to plush thickness
Made for fans of eccentric summer style, lobster traps, and Kramerica-level energy.
