Kramer Porch Life Crawfish Edition Unisex Cut & Sew Tee - 4th of July Summer Vibes Seinfeld Shirt
Crawfish Edition Kramer Porch Life Tee
Hand Cut & Sewn in North Carolina by Manual Woodworkers & Weavers
“Here’s to feeling good all the time.”
This tee brings Kramer’s hallway porch energy to your everyday look. Joshy’s original watercolor painting — featuring Kramer in a lawn chair with a sparkler, a lobster trap, and the legendary coffee table coffee book — is layered over the iconic crawfish pattern from one of his classic cabana shirts. The result? A wearable Seinfeld moment, infused with pure summer weirdness.
Crafted from premium microfiber-knit polyester with your choice of lightweight or midweight fabric, this unisex tee is hand cut and sewn in North Carolina for a quality feel with breathable comfort and vibrant art that lasts.
• 100% Polyester
• Two fabric weights: 4.0 oz/yd² (lightweight) or 6.0 oz/yd² (midweight)
• Regular fit, tagless, and true to size
• Soft, textured, breathable feel
• Original watercolor design by Joshy
• Hand cut & sewn by Manual Woodworkers & Weavers in North Carolina
• Assembled in the USA using globally sourced materials
Pair it with a lawn chair in the hallway or wear it to your next backyard lobster boil — either way, the vibes are immaculate.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.48 |
| Length, in | 29.02 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.46 | 8.74 | 9.06 | 9.37 | 9.65 | 9.96 |
Crawfish Edition Kramer Porch Life Tee
Hand Cut & Sewn in North Carolina by Manual Woodworkers & Weavers
“Here’s to feeling good all the time.”
This tee brings Kramer’s hallway porch energy to your everyday look. Joshy’s original watercolor painting — featuring Kramer in a lawn chair with a sparkler, a lobster trap, and the legendary coffee table coffee book — is layered over the iconic crawfish pattern from one of his classic cabana shirts. The result? A wearable Seinfeld moment, infused with pure summer weirdness.
Crafted from premium microfiber-knit polyester with your choice of lightweight or midweight fabric, this unisex tee is hand cut and sewn in North Carolina for a quality feel with breathable comfort and vibrant art that lasts.
• 100% Polyester
• Two fabric weights: 4.0 oz/yd² (lightweight) or 6.0 oz/yd² (midweight)
• Regular fit, tagless, and true to size
• Soft, textured, breathable feel
• Original watercolor design by Joshy
• Hand cut & sewn by Manual Woodworkers & Weavers in North Carolina
• Assembled in the USA using globally sourced materials
Pair it with a lawn chair in the hallway or wear it to your next backyard lobster boil — either way, the vibes are immaculate.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.48 |
| Length, in | 29.02 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.46 | 8.74 | 9.06 | 9.37 | 9.65 | 9.96 |
Crawfish Edition Kramer Porch Life Tee
Hand Cut & Sewn in North Carolina by Manual Woodworkers & Weavers
“Here’s to feeling good all the time.”
This tee brings Kramer’s hallway porch energy to your everyday look. Joshy’s original watercolor painting — featuring Kramer in a lawn chair with a sparkler, a lobster trap, and the legendary coffee table coffee book — is layered over the iconic crawfish pattern from one of his classic cabana shirts. The result? A wearable Seinfeld moment, infused with pure summer weirdness.
Crafted from premium microfiber-knit polyester with your choice of lightweight or midweight fabric, this unisex tee is hand cut and sewn in North Carolina for a quality feel with breathable comfort and vibrant art that lasts.
• 100% Polyester
• Two fabric weights: 4.0 oz/yd² (lightweight) or 6.0 oz/yd² (midweight)
• Regular fit, tagless, and true to size
• Soft, textured, breathable feel
• Original watercolor design by Joshy
• Hand cut & sewn by Manual Woodworkers & Weavers in North Carolina
• Assembled in the USA using globally sourced materials
Pair it with a lawn chair in the hallway or wear it to your next backyard lobster boil — either way, the vibes are immaculate.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.48 |
| Length, in | 29.02 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.46 | 8.74 | 9.06 | 9.37 | 9.65 | 9.96 |
