Kramer Porch Life Hawaiian Shirt – Crawfish Edition • Seinfeld 4th of July Kramer Button Down
“Here’s to feeling good all the time.”
Kramer brings porch vibes to the hallway — sparkler in hand, lobster trap nearby, and the coffee table coffee book never far — all captured in Joshy’s original watercolor painting.
This laidback Hawaiian shirt features a base crawfish pattern inspired by one of Kramer’s most iconic island fits. The painting appears small on the front right and takes over the entire back in full summer glory. A printed Kramerica Industries logo adds the finishing touch to the chest pocket.
Crafted from a silky-soft 95% polyester / 5% spandex blend with a notch lapel collar and crisp white buttons, this shirt delivers a breezy boxy fit perfect for beach days, backyard hangs, or setting up your lawn chair in the hallway.
• 95% polyester / 5% spandex
• Medium-weight (7.23 oz/yd²)
• Boxy fit with notch lapel collar
• Front right: small Kramer watercolor print
• Back: full-size Kramer hallway porch painting
• Chest pocket with printed Kramerica Industries logo
• White buttons only
• Sewn-in label
Hallway not included. Porch vibes guaranteed.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 28.35 | 29.33 | 30.31 | 31.30 | 32.28 | 33.27 | 34.25 | 35.24 |
| Width, in | 20.47 | 22.44 | 24.41 | 26.38 | 28.35 | 30.31 | 32.28 | 34.25 |
| Pocket length, in | 5.70 | 5.90 | 6.10 | 6.30 | 6.50 | 6.70 | 6.80 | 6.80 |
| Pocket width, in | 4.90 | 5.10 | 5.30 | 5.51 | 5.70 | 5.90 | 6.10 | 6.10 |
“Here’s to feeling good all the time.”
Kramer brings porch vibes to the hallway — sparkler in hand, lobster trap nearby, and the coffee table coffee book never far — all captured in Joshy’s original watercolor painting.
This laidback Hawaiian shirt features a base crawfish pattern inspired by one of Kramer’s most iconic island fits. The painting appears small on the front right and takes over the entire back in full summer glory. A printed Kramerica Industries logo adds the finishing touch to the chest pocket.
Crafted from a silky-soft 95% polyester / 5% spandex blend with a notch lapel collar and crisp white buttons, this shirt delivers a breezy boxy fit perfect for beach days, backyard hangs, or setting up your lawn chair in the hallway.
• 95% polyester / 5% spandex
• Medium-weight (7.23 oz/yd²)
• Boxy fit with notch lapel collar
• Front right: small Kramer watercolor print
• Back: full-size Kramer hallway porch painting
• Chest pocket with printed Kramerica Industries logo
• White buttons only
• Sewn-in label
Hallway not included. Porch vibes guaranteed.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 28.35 | 29.33 | 30.31 | 31.30 | 32.28 | 33.27 | 34.25 | 35.24 |
| Width, in | 20.47 | 22.44 | 24.41 | 26.38 | 28.35 | 30.31 | 32.28 | 34.25 |
| Pocket length, in | 5.70 | 5.90 | 6.10 | 6.30 | 6.50 | 6.70 | 6.80 | 6.80 |
| Pocket width, in | 4.90 | 5.10 | 5.30 | 5.51 | 5.70 | 5.90 | 6.10 | 6.10 |
“Here’s to feeling good all the time.”
Kramer brings porch vibes to the hallway — sparkler in hand, lobster trap nearby, and the coffee table coffee book never far — all captured in Joshy’s original watercolor painting.
This laidback Hawaiian shirt features a base crawfish pattern inspired by one of Kramer’s most iconic island fits. The painting appears small on the front right and takes over the entire back in full summer glory. A printed Kramerica Industries logo adds the finishing touch to the chest pocket.
Crafted from a silky-soft 95% polyester / 5% spandex blend with a notch lapel collar and crisp white buttons, this shirt delivers a breezy boxy fit perfect for beach days, backyard hangs, or setting up your lawn chair in the hallway.
• 95% polyester / 5% spandex
• Medium-weight (7.23 oz/yd²)
• Boxy fit with notch lapel collar
• Front right: small Kramer watercolor print
• Back: full-size Kramer hallway porch painting
• Chest pocket with printed Kramerica Industries logo
• White buttons only
• Sewn-in label
Hallway not included. Porch vibes guaranteed.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 28.35 | 29.33 | 30.31 | 31.30 | 32.28 | 33.27 | 34.25 | 35.24 |
| Width, in | 20.47 | 22.44 | 24.41 | 26.38 | 28.35 | 30.31 | 32.28 | 34.25 |
| Pocket length, in | 5.70 | 5.90 | 6.10 | 6.30 | 6.50 | 6.70 | 6.80 | 6.80 |
| Pocket width, in | 4.90 | 5.10 | 5.30 | 5.51 | 5.70 | 5.90 | 6.10 | 6.10 |
