Sale Price:
$34.00
Original Price:
$48.00
Girth of Venus is a chaotic, beautiful parody that reimagines the classical Birth of Venus through the lens of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s most legendary roles. Joshy’s original painting replaces every figure in the iconic composition with Arnie himself—each incarnation pulled from peak action-movie mythology.
In the upper left, The Terminator and T2 versions float together in a strangely tender, gravity-defying embrace. Doug Quaid appears mid-malfunction, gripping the infamous “fat lady” head from Total Recall. At the center, Arnold stands in full bodybuilder glory, channeling Pumping Iron era power as the unmistakable focal point of the piece. The result is maximalist, absurd, and reverent all at once.
The artwork is printed edge-to-edge across the shirt, creating a full-coverage wearable canvas rather than a traditional chest print. “Girth of Venus” appears in a refined, classical font near the bottom of the shirt on both the front and back, grounding the chaos with museum-poster elegance. Made from soft, breathable 100% cotton in a classic unisex fit.
Sizes available: S–4XL.
Girth of Venus is a chaotic, beautiful parody that reimagines the classical Birth of Venus through the lens of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s most legendary roles. Joshy’s original painting replaces every figure in the iconic composition with Arnie himself—each incarnation pulled from peak action-movie mythology.
In the upper left, The Terminator and T2 versions float together in a strangely tender, gravity-defying embrace. Doug Quaid appears mid-malfunction, gripping the infamous “fat lady” head from Total Recall. At the center, Arnold stands in full bodybuilder glory, channeling Pumping Iron era power as the unmistakable focal point of the piece. The result is maximalist, absurd, and reverent all at once.
The artwork is printed edge-to-edge across the shirt, creating a full-coverage wearable canvas rather than a traditional chest print. “Girth of Venus” appears in a refined, classical font near the bottom of the shirt on both the front and back, grounding the chaos with museum-poster elegance. Made from soft, breathable 100% cotton in a classic unisex fit.
Sizes available: S–4XL.
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