The Girth of Venus is Joshy’s lovingly ridiculous reimagining of Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus—except every single character has been replaced with Arnold Schwarzenegger from different eras of cinematic glory.
From Total Recall to The Terminator (1 & 2), each surrounding figure channels a different action-film Arnold, while center stage belongs to documentary-era Pumping Iron Arnold, radiating peak physique, confidence, and mythological brawn. Classical art? Yes. High culture? Debatable. Fun? Absolutely.
This design is woven—not printed—into a 100% cotton blanket using a jacquard loom process, giving the artwork rich texture, depth, and long-lasting detail. Finished with classic fringed edges, it works equally well as a cozy throw, couch conversation starter, or wall tapestry guaranteed to raise eyebrows and spark laughs.
Sized at 80×60 inches, this blanket is perfect for movie buffs, art lovers with a sense of humor, and anyone who appreciates the undeniable overlap between Renaissance masterpieces and 1980s muscle cinema.
Product Features:
• 100% cotton woven construction
• Jacquard woven artwork (not printed)
• Ridiculously detailed, high-contrast design
• Fringed edges for a finished look
• Size: 80” × 60”
• Single size option
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low heat
The Girth of Venus is Joshy’s lovingly ridiculous reimagining of Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus—except every single character has been replaced with Arnold Schwarzenegger from different eras of cinematic glory.
From Total Recall to The Terminator (1 & 2), each surrounding figure channels a different action-film Arnold, while center stage belongs to documentary-era Pumping Iron Arnold, radiating peak physique, confidence, and mythological brawn. Classical art? Yes. High culture? Debatable. Fun? Absolutely.
This design is woven—not printed—into a 100% cotton blanket using a jacquard loom process, giving the artwork rich texture, depth, and long-lasting detail. Finished with classic fringed edges, it works equally well as a cozy throw, couch conversation starter, or wall tapestry guaranteed to raise eyebrows and spark laughs.
Sized at 80×60 inches, this blanket is perfect for movie buffs, art lovers with a sense of humor, and anyone who appreciates the undeniable overlap between Renaissance masterpieces and 1980s muscle cinema.
Product Features:
• 100% cotton woven construction
• Jacquard woven artwork (not printed)
• Ridiculously detailed, high-contrast design
• Fringed edges for a finished look
• Size: 80” × 60”
• Single size option
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low heat
