Sale Price:
$52.00
Original Price:
$58.00
These gloriously strange Holstein Green Dress Pants feature a repeating pattern of Joshy’s watercolor Holstein cows standing proudly across an electric grassy-green backdrop like some kind of surreal dairy dream sequence.
Equal parts retro golf chaos, art school energy, and country-club absurdity, these tailored statement pants somehow feel classy and completely ridiculous at the same time. From a distance, they read as bold geometric fashion. Up close? Cows. So many cows.
Originally painted in watercolor by Vermont artist Joshy, the repeating Holstein pattern transforms these sleek tailored trousers into wearable outsider art perfect for anyone who enjoys weird fashion, farm-core aesthetics, maximalism, or confusing strangers at formal events.
Made with a soft stretch British-style fabric blend, these pants are designed for comfort while still maintaining a clean, elevated silhouette. Whether paired with loafers and a blazer or sneakers and a vintage tee, these trousers are guaranteed conversation starters.
Features:
Original watercolor cow artwork by Joshy
Repeating Holstein cow pattern
Vibrant grassy-green background
Tailored dress pant silhouette
Pleated front design
Zipper fly with contrast button
Belt loops
2 front pockets
2 back pockets with button closure
Soft stretch fabric for comfort and movement
All-over print construction
Material:
Perfect For:
These pants pair beautifully with oversized sweaters, vintage button-ups, loafers, sneakers, or the confidence required to wear formal cattle trousers in public.
Sizing Disclaimer
Please refer to the size chart in the listing photos before ordering to ensure the best fit. Comparing measurements with a favorite pair of pants is recommended.
These gloriously strange Holstein Green Dress Pants feature a repeating pattern of Joshy’s watercolor Holstein cows standing proudly across an electric grassy-green backdrop like some kind of surreal dairy dream sequence.
Equal parts retro golf chaos, art school energy, and country-club absurdity, these tailored statement pants somehow feel classy and completely ridiculous at the same time. From a distance, they read as bold geometric fashion. Up close? Cows. So many cows.
Originally painted in watercolor by Vermont artist Joshy, the repeating Holstein pattern transforms these sleek tailored trousers into wearable outsider art perfect for anyone who enjoys weird fashion, farm-core aesthetics, maximalism, or confusing strangers at formal events.
Made with a soft stretch British-style fabric blend, these pants are designed for comfort while still maintaining a clean, elevated silhouette. Whether paired with loafers and a blazer or sneakers and a vintage tee, these trousers are guaranteed conversation starters.
Features:
Original watercolor cow artwork by Joshy
Repeating Holstein cow pattern
Vibrant grassy-green background
Tailored dress pant silhouette
Pleated front design
Zipper fly with contrast button
Belt loops
2 front pockets
2 back pockets with button closure
Soft stretch fabric for comfort and movement
All-over print construction
Material:
Perfect For:
These pants pair beautifully with oversized sweaters, vintage button-ups, loafers, sneakers, or the confidence required to wear formal cattle trousers in public.
Sizing Disclaimer
Please refer to the size chart in the listing photos before ordering to ensure the best fit. Comparing measurements with a favorite pair of pants is recommended.
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